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The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition Zero Filter. Zero Apology. Maximum Safety. Meet the Zero Filter Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—created for the bold, the unfiltered, and the ones who say exactly what they mean. This hilarious “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” wristlet is LOUD in all the right ways: loud personality, loud design… and a 130-decibel personal alarm that’s loud enough to bring help running. Whether you're running errands, walking to your car, or heading out for girls’ night, this wristlet keeps powerful safety essentials right on your wrist—because digging in your purse is so 2008. It’s functional. It’s fierce. And it’s freakin’ funny. What’s Included: Handmade Wristlet – “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” Print A hysterical, statement-making, conversation-starting design. Durable, soft, and made to hold up to real-life use. 130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight Loud enough to draw immediate attention in emergencies. The built-in flashlight adds confidence to late-night walks. Kubaton / Window Breaker Strong, effective, and ready when seconds count. Great for striking or breaking a window if you need to escape. Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Cupcakes Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy lip balm clipped, secure, and ready to glide on. (Matches your sass + your sweet side.) Fluffy Pom Pom Cute. Noticeable. Impossible to lose. Because even your safety gear deserves a little flair. Why You’ll Love It: A sassy, out-of-pocket print that fits your loud personality Powerful self-defense tools that stay discreet but ready Handmade details for quality, comfort, and style The PERFECT gift for your funniest, sassiest friends Keeps your essentials right on your wrist—no fumbling, no panic A must-have for women who want protection AND personality Important Safety Notice This safety wristlet is intended as a last-resort defense option. Always avoid dangerous situations when possible, stay aware of your surroundings, and follow all manufacturer instructions. Customers must: Be 18+ Legally eligible to own self-defense tools Check state and local laws before purchasing Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, illegal possession, or improper use of any self-defense products. By purchasing, you confirm you meet all legal requirements.

The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition

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The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition

Zero Filter. Zero Apology. Maximum Safety.

Meet the Zero Filter Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—created for the bold, the unfiltered, and the ones who say exactly what they mean. This hilarious “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” wristlet is LOUD in all the right ways: loud personality, loud design… and a 130-decibel personal alarm that’s loud enough to bring help running.

Whether you're running errands, walking to your car, or heading out for girls’ night, this wristlet keeps powerful safety essentials right on your wrist—because digging in your purse is so 2008.

It’s functional. It’s fierce. And it’s freakin’ funny.

What’s Included:

Handmade Wristlet – “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” Print

A hysterical, statement-making, conversation-starting design.
Durable, soft, and made to hold up to real-life use.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

Loud enough to draw immediate attention in emergencies.
The built-in flashlight adds confidence to late-night walks.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

Strong, effective, and ready when seconds count.
Great for striking or breaking a window if you need to escape.

Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Cupcakes

Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy lip balm clipped, secure, and ready to glide on.
(Matches your sass + your sweet side.)

Fluffy Pom Pom

Cute. Noticeable. Impossible to lose.
Because even your safety gear deserves a little flair.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A sassy, out-of-pocket print that fits your loud personality

  • Powerful self-defense tools that stay discreet but ready

  • Handmade details for quality, comfort, and style

  • The PERFECT gift for your funniest, sassiest friends

  • Keeps your essentials right on your wrist—no fumbling, no panic

  • A must-have for women who want protection AND personality

Important Safety Notice

This safety wristlet is intended as a last-resort defense option. Always avoid dangerous situations when possible, stay aware of your surroundings, and follow all manufacturer instructions.

Customers must:

  • Be 18+

  • Legally eligible to own self-defense tools

  • Check state and local laws before purchasing

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, illegal possession, or improper use of any self-defense products. By purchasing, you confirm you meet all legal requirements.

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