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Safety Keychain Wristlets

Safety Keychain Wristlets — Stay Safe in Style

Confidence looks good on you. 
Gettin Lippy Safety Keychain Wristlets combine personal safety essentials with cute, functional design, so you can head out feeling prepared and put together.

Each wristlet is handmade and designed to keep your most important tools right at your fingertips — no digging required.

What’s included:

  • Personal alarm with LED flashlight — loud, bright, and easy to activate

  • Kubaton / window breaker — discreet, powerful protection

  • Lip balm holder — your favorite Gettin Lippy balm, always within reach

  • Fluffy pom pom — because safety can still be cute

Why you’ll love them:

  • Quick-access protection when seconds matter

  • Stylish designs that match your vibe

  • Thoughtful, practical gifts for people you care about

  • Mix & match friendly with our lip balm holders

Perfect for everyday life — commuting, campus, nights out, travel, and peace of mind on the go.

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  • Lippy & Lovely Daisy Defense Wristlet
Cute. Calm. Confident. Your Everyday Safety… with a Floral Glow.

Meet the Lippy & Lovely Daisy Defense Wristlet by Gettin Lippy — where soft floral charm meets real-world protection. Designed for the woman who loves gentle aesthetics but still walks with confidence, this adorable daisy-themed safety wristlet keeps all your must-have tools right on your wrist… no digging through your bag, no panic, no wasted seconds.

This handcrafted wristlet features a tan background sprinkled with white daisies, detailed with warm yellow and soft brown accents for the perfect neutral, feminine look. It pairs beautifully with the included tan lip balm holder, designed with tiny white polka dots — a sweet and stylish way to keep your Gettin Lippy 3-layer lip balm always on hand.

Whether you're walking to your car, running errands, or navigating campus, this wristlet gives you style, security, and peace of mind.

Because safety can absolutely be cute.

What’s Included
Handmade Daisy Wristlet

A beautifully crafted, comfortable wristlet featuring a soft tan background and delicate white daisies. Durable, lightweight, and made to be worn daily with confidence and style.

130-Decibel Personal Safety Alarm + LED Flashlight

LOUD enough to grab attention instantly.
BRIGHT enough to guide you through parking lots, dark hallways, and nighttime walks.
Compact + powerful = essential.

Metal Kubaton / Emergency Window Breaker

Small. Strong. Reliable.
Designed for emergency situations where striking or breaking a window is the fastest way to safety.

Lip Balm Holder – Tan with White Polka Dots

Secure. Stylish. Convenient.
Perfectly matches the daisy wristlet and keeps your favorite Gettin Lippy 3-layer lip balm right where you need it.

Soft Fluffy Pom Pom

Cute, fun, and adds a cozy touch of personality to your safety essentials.

Why You’ll Love It
A sweet floral design that feels soft, modern, and aesthetic

Real self-defense tools that remain discreet, lightweight, and ready

Always accessible — right on your wrist, never buried in a purse

Adds confidence whether you're at school, work, traveling, or running errands

Makes a thoughtful gift for daughters, friends, coworkers, and teens

Pairs perfectly with Gettin Lippy lip balm + lip balm holders
Important Safety Note

This wristlet is for last-resort protection only.
Always avoid dangerous situations when possible and follow all manufacturer instructions. Please review your state’s laws regarding self-defense tools.

By purchasing, the customer confirms they:

Are at least 18 years old

Are a legal U.S. citizen or resident

Are not a convicted felon

Are not under the influence

Are legally allowed to carry self-defense tools in their state

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse or legal violations involving self-defense products.

Be Sweet. Be Strong. Be Safe.

Order your Lippy & Lovely Daisy Defense Wristlet today and carry confidence with you wherever you go — wrapped in the soft charm of daisies and the security you deserve. Gettin Lippy lip balms are a must have for you lip balm holder!

    Lippy & Lovely Daisy Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Lippy & Lovely Daisy Defense Wristlet Cute. Calm. Confident. Your Everyday Safety… with a Floral Glow. Meet the Lippy & Lovely Daisy Defense Wristlet by Gettin Lippy — where soft floral charm meets real-world protection. Designed for...
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  • Moo-ve Over Danger — Highland Cow Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

Cute. Country. Confident.
Protection with personality — the Gettin Lippy way.

Meet the Moo-ve Over Danger Safety Wristlet, designed especially for Highland Cow lovers who want a little adorable charm with their everyday security. Featuring a handmade wristlet with tan background and the cutest brown-and-blonde Highland cows, this set blends rustic style with real-world safety tools you can count on.

Whether you're walking to class, leaving work late, or heading out on errands, this wristlet keeps essential tools right on your wrist — NOT buried in your purse.

Instant access. Real protection.
All with the sweetest Highland Cow vibe ever.

What’s Included:
Handmade Wristlet – Highland Cow Pattern

A durable, soft, and comfortable wristlet featuring hand-drawn Highland cows. The neutral tan background pairs perfectly with any outfit — farmhouse cozy meets everyday carry. Lightweight, sturdy, and built for daily use.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

LOUD enough to grab attention, scare off threats, and signal for help.
The built-in LED flashlight helps you stay safe in parking lots, hallways, dark yards, and nighttime walks.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

Small but powerful.
Designed for last-resort protection or emergency escape by breaking a car window.

Lip Balm Holder – Navy Blue Highland Cow Theme

A navy holder featuring an adorable little Highland cow with flowers — including a tiny sunflower detail on her head!
Perfectly fits your Gettin Lippy 3-layer lip balms so you never lose your favorite flavor again.

Fluffy Pom Pom

Soft. Cute. Fun.
A little glam to balance the grit.

Why You’ll Love It
The cutest Highland-cow-themed safety wristlet you'll ever own

Real, functional self-defense tools — discreet but effective

Hands-free and instantly accessible

Boosts confidence wherever you go

Makes adorable AND practical gifts

Matches our lip balm holders & 3-layer lip balms perfectly

Perfect for school, errands, work shifts, travel, and night outings
Important Safety Note

This wristlet is intended for emergency, last-resort protection.
Always follow the manufacturer’s instructions and avoid dangerous situations when possible.

Please check your local and state laws regarding self-defense tools.

By purchasing, the customer confirms they:
• Are at least 18
• Are a legal U.S. citizen or resident
• Are not a convicted felon
• Are not under the influence
• Are legally allowed to own/carry these items

Be Cute. Be Safe. Be You.

Carry confidence — Highland-Cow style.

Order your Moo-ve Over Danger Safety Wristlet today and enjoy the perfect mix of comfort, cuteness, and personal safety. Gettin Lippy flavored lip balm

    Moo-ve Over Danger — Highland Cow Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
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    Moo-ve Over Danger — Highland Cow Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet Cute. Country. Confident.Protection with personality — the Gettin Lippy way. Meet the Moo-ve Over Danger Safety Wristlet, designed especially for Highland Cow lovers who want a...
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  • Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition

Product Description:

Stay Safe. Stay Stylish. Stay Lippy.

Meet Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition, your new favorite safety accessory from Gettin Lippy. This bold red self-defense wristlet is more than just cute—it’s powerfully practical. Featuring our playful Retro XOXO Lip Balm Holder, this kit blends function, fashion, and fierceness into one easy-to-grab wristlet you’ll actually want to carry.

What’s Included:

Handmade Red Wristlet – Strong, soft, and secure on your wrist or bag

130-Decibel Alarm + LED Flashlight – Loud and bright when you need it most

Kubaton/Window Breaker – A multipurpose emergency tool

Retro XOXO Lip Balm Holder – Features a wavy design with alternating red and pink “XOXO” text on a white background. Handmade from high-quality printed fabric

Fluffy Pom Pom – Makes it easier to grab (and cuter to carry)

Why You'll Love It:

Quick-access safety in a stylish form

Clip it to bags, backpacks, or wear on your wrist

Lip balm holder keeps your favorite balm close

Makes a great gift for teens, college students, busy moms & more

Safety Note:

This self-defense keychain is a last-resort tool and should be used responsibly. Please check local laws before use. Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse or legal violations.

Be Prepared in Style:

Order your Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition today and enjoy the confidence that comes from safety—without sacrificing personality. Gettin Lippy lip balms are a must have for you lip balm holder!

    Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition Product Description: Stay Safe. Stay Stylish. Stay Lippy. Meet Kiss & Defend – Red XOXO Edition, your new favorite safety accessory from Gettin Lippy. This bold red self-defense wristlet is more than...
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  • Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition

Product Description:

Protect yourself like a pro with our boldest sporty statement yet!

The Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition wristlet is here for fans who live for the game—and don’t want to compromise on safety or style. Whether you’re courtside, campus-bound, or on the go, this self-defense wristlet keeps you prepared and playful.

What’s Included:

Handmade Wristlet – Basketball Love Design
Features fun, sporty style with a secure, comfortable fit on your wrist.

130-Decibel Alarm + LED Flashlight
Easily activated and loud enough to draw attention in emergencies—plus, a bright light when you need it most.

Kubaton/Window Breaker
A sleek, practical emergency tool built for protection.

Basketball Love Lip Balm Holder
White fabric with glittery orange basketballs. Handmade from high-quality printed fabric—perfect for sporty personalities!

Fluffy Pom Pom
Adds a dash of cuteness while making your wristlet easier to spot in bags.

Why You’ll Love It:

Sporty + Stylish = Your new favorite accessory

Keeps lip balm handy for busy days

Easy to grab and carry with wristlet & clip

Thoughtful gift for athletes, students, & fans alike

Safety Note:

This self-defense keychain is a last-resort safety tool. Please review your local self-defense laws before use. Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse or any legal violations.

Make Your Move:

Get ready to slam dunk style and safety! Grab your Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition wristlet today and stay protected while showing your love for the game. Gettin Lippy 3 layered lip balms perfect for the lip balm holder on your wristlet.

    Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition Product Description: Protect yourself like a pro with our boldest sporty statement yet! The Hoops & Hope – Basketball Love Edition wristlet is here for fans who live for the game—and...
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  • Goal Getter – Soccer Love Edition

Product Description:

Score style points and stay protected with the Goal Getter – Soccer Love Wristlet!
Whether you're cheering from the sidelines, heading to practice, or running errands, this sporty self-defense wristlet is the perfect way to carry your essentials with confidence and flair. Designed with a bold green theme and soccer-inspired details, it’s your go-to safety companion on and off the field.

What’s Included:

Handmade Soccer Love Wristlet
Bright green with adorable soccer ball hearts—fun, durable, and perfect for everyday carry.

130-Decibel Alarm + LED Flashlight
A powerful combo to keep you safe and seen in emergencies.

Kubaton/Window Breaker
Small but mighty, this tool is there for you in tough situations.

Lip Balm Holder – Soccer Sparkle
Black with a glittery finish and outlined white soccer balls. Handmade with high-quality printed fabric.

Fluffy Pom Pom
Cute, cozy, and super easy to grab in your bag or purse.

Why You’ll Love It:

Stylish safety tool with sporty charm

Perfect gift for soccer players, fans, or team moms

Wrist-ready design for quick access on-the-go

Includes practical, high-quality safety gear

Important Note:

This wristlet is designed as a last-resort safety aid and should be used responsibly. Please check and follow your local self-defense regulations. Gettin Lippy is not liable for misuse or legal issues.

Safety With a Kick

Order your Goal Getter – Soccer Love Edition wristlet today and carry peace of mind wherever life (or the ball) takes you. Functional, fierce, and fan-approved! Gettin Lippy 3 layered lip balms they change flavors the more you use them.

    Goal Getter – Soccer Love Edition Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Goal Getter – Soccer Love Edition Product Description: Score style points and stay protected with the Goal Getter – Soccer Love Wristlet!Whether you're cheering from the sidelines, heading to practice, or running errands, this sporty...
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  • Touchdown Charm – Football Love Edition

Product Description:

Game day glam meets everyday protection!
The Touchdown Charm – Football Love Wristlet brings your football fandom front and center while keeping safety essentials at your fingertips. Whether you're tailgating, cheering in the stands, or running errands between practices, this wristlet combines sporty style with functional self-defense tools so you can feel secure wherever life takes you.

What’s Included:

Handmade Football Love Wristlet
Green wristlet decorated with adorable heart-shaped footballs. Durable and fun—perfect for everyday or game day.

130-Decibel Alarm + LED Flashlight
Loud enough to draw attention when you need it and a built-in flashlight for nighttime peace of mind.

Kubaton/Window Breaker
Handy and strong—ideal for emergencies or last-resort self-defense.

Lip Balm Holder – Football Print
A white lip balm holder with a fun football design—made with high-quality printed fabric to keep your favorite balm easy to access.

Fluffy Pom Pom
A playful and helpful touch to make your wristlet easy to spot and grab.

Why You’ll Love It:

Perfect gift for football fans, athletes, or sports moms

Quick and easy to clip onto your keys, bag, or backpack

Offers protection and practicality without sacrificing style

Handmade and thoughtfully designed for flair + function

Important Note:

This wristlet is a last-resort self-defense tool and must be used responsibly. Please check local self-defense laws in your area. Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse or violations of these laws.

Show Off Your Game Day Spirit

Order your Touchdown Charm – Football Love Edition wristlet today and carry a little football fun with you—along with peace of mind. Great for gifting or gearing up for game season! Gettin Lippy 3 layered lip balms

    Touchdown Charm – Football Love Edition Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Touchdown Charm – Football Love Edition Product Description: Game day glam meets everyday protection!The Touchdown Charm – Football Love Wristlet brings your football fandom front and center while keeping safety essentials at your...
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  • Game Face – Softball Love Edition

Product Description:

Softball spirit meets everyday safety.
Step up to the plate with Game Face – Softball Love Edition, a self-defense keychain wristlet for those who live and breathe the game. Whether you're on your way to practice, cheering from the stands, or simply running errands, this wristlet brings sporty charm and peace of mind together in one fierce accessory.

What’s Included:

Handmade Softball Love Wristlet
A vibrant pink wristlet adorned with heart-shaped softballs. Durable, comfortable, and full of personality.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight
Alert those nearby in case of emergency with a loud alarm and built-in flashlight for extra nighttime confidence.

Kubaton/Window Breaker
Compact and powerful—ideal for self-defense or emergency escape situations.

Lip Balm Holder – Softball Design
A bright yellow holder with red stitching, mimicking a real softball. Stylish, secure, and made from high-quality printed fabric.

Fluffy Pom Pom
Adds a fun flair while helping you quickly spot your wristlet in any bag or purse.

Why You’ll Love It:

Bold softball-inspired design

Must-have gift for players, coaches, and fans

Lightweight, practical, and easy to carry

Handmade and thoughtfully crafted for fashion + function

Important Note:

This wristlet is a last-resort self-defense tool. Use responsibly and check your local laws before purchase. Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse or legal issues related to this product.

Safety with a Softball Spark

Get your Game Face – Softball Love Edition wristlet now and take your safety and softball passion to the next level. Great for game day, every day, or gifting to your favorite ballplayer! Gettin Lippy 3 layered lip balms

    Game Face – Softball Love Edition Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Game Face – Softball Love Edition Product Description: Softball spirit meets everyday safety.Step up to the plate with Game Face – Softball Love Edition, a self-defense keychain wristlet for those who live and breathe the game. Whether...
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  • Sass — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

Bold. Unapologetic. Empowered.

Meet the Sass Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—created for the one who is confident, outspoken, and ready for anything. This white wristlet printed with bold cuss words brings attitude, personality, and powerful protection together in one must-have accessory.

Whether you're headed to work, running errands, or hitting the town, this wristlet keeps essential safety tools right on your wrist—no digging, no panic, no wasted seconds. Fashion meets function… with a little extra spice.

What’s Included:
Handmade Wristlet – White with Cuss Words

A sassy, statement-making wristlet that’s as fun as it is functional. Durable, comfortable, and impossible to ignore.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

Loud enough to draw immediate attention when you need help. The built-in flashlight adds extra safety for nighttime walks.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

A strong, effective self-defense tool designed for striking or breaking a car window in emergencies.

Lip Balm Holder – Black & Red Chevron

Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy balm accessible and secure. Stylish, handmade, and designed in our signature lippy-clip style.

Fluffy Pom Pom

Soft, vibrant, and impossible to lose in a bag—because even your safety gear deserves a little flair.

Why You’ll Love It:
A bold, humorous print for anyone with a spicy personality

Self-defense tools that are powerful yet discreet

Stylish enough to use daily—practical enough to rely on in emergencies

Perfect for gifting to friends who love sass, humor, and safety

Keeps your essentials right on your wrist—ready the moment you need them
Important Safety Note:

This safety wristlet is designed to be a last-resort defense tool. Avoid dangerous situations whenever possible, and always follow manufacturer instructions. Please check your local and state laws before carrying any self-defense device.

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or legal violations relating to ownership or use of safety products. By purchasing, the customer confirms they are at least 18 years old and legally permitted to own these items.

Be Bold. Be Safe. Be You.

Order your Sass Safety Wristlet today and carry confidence, protection, and personality everywhere you go.

A must-have for your daily routine—and a perfect, sassy gift for your favorite people. Sass — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

    Sass — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Sass — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet Bold. Unapologetic. Empowered. Meet the Sass Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—created for the one who is confident, outspoken, and ready for anything. This white wristlet printed with bold...
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  • Cuss Words & Confidence – Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

Cuss Words, Confidence & Quick-Grab Safety — All in One Wristlet

Meet your new must-have everyday essential: the Cuss Words & Confidence – Gettin Lippy Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet 


Designed for bold personalities who love a little sass and self-protection, this wristlet keeps everything you need right where you need it — on your wrist, never buried in a bag.

Whether you're heading to work, walking into class, hitting a late-night store run, or simply want added peace of mind, this wristlet gives you instant access to essential safety tools… with a stylish twist.

What’s Included:

This all-in-one wristlet comes fully loaded with:

Handmade Wristlet – Black with Cuss Words

A durable, comfortable wristlet strap featuring bold cuss-word designs for a fun and fearless look.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

A loud emergency alarm to attract attention fast, plus a built-in flashlight for visibility when you need it most.

Kubaton/Window Breaker

A solid, easy-grip kubaton designed for emergency situations or escaping a vehicle.

Lip Balm Holder – Black with Silver Swirls & Stars

Keep your Gettin Lippy lip balm handy (and cute!) — never lose it again.
(Psst… our lip balms are triple-flavored and amazing.)

Soft, Fluffy Pom Pom

Because safety and style are better together!

Why Customers Love Our Safety Wristlets:

Stylish + functional

Fits comfortably on your wrist

No digging through your purse during emergencies

Practical, lightweight, and perfect for everyday carry

Makes an unforgettable gift for teens, moms, coworkers, and friends

Pairs perfectly with our lip balms, lip balm holders, body butters, and Island Radiance body scrub

Stay safe — but make it cute. 

Important Safety Note:

This safety wristlet is designed to be a last-resort defense tool. Avoid dangerous situations whenever possible, and always follow manufacturer instructions. Please check your local and state laws before carrying any self-defense device.

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or legal violations relating to ownership or use of safety products. By purchasing, the customer confirms they are at least 18 years old and legally permitted to own these items.

Be Bold. Be Safe. Be You.

Order your Cuss Words & Confidence - Safety Wristlet today and carry confidence, protection, and personality everywhere you go.

A must-have for your daily routine—and a perfect, sassy gift for your favorite people. Cuss Words & Confidence – Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    Cuss Words & Confidence – Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet

    MSRP: $49.99
    $42.99
    Cuss Words, Confidence & Quick-Grab Safety — All in One Wristlet Meet your new must-have everyday essential: the Cuss Words & Confidence – Gettin Lippy Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet  Designed for bold personalities who...
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  • Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

Unfiltered. Hilarious. Ready When You Need It.

Meet the Calm Yo Tits Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—made for the bold, sarcastic queen who handles chaos with humor and still knows how to stay safe. This handmade wristlet isn’t just a mood… it’s your new everyday essential.

With its quirky “Calm Yo Tits” print and powerful safety tools, this wristlet blends laugh-out-loud personality with real-life protection. Perfect for daily errands, late-night walks, campus life, or gifting to your most unfiltered bestie.

Your safety shouldn’t wait—even if your patience does. That’s why every tool sits right on your wrist, exactly where you need it. No digging in your bag. No panic. No wasted seconds.

What’s Included:
Handmade Wristlet – Calm Yo Tits Print

A hilarious, statement-making wristlet that instantly shows off your personality. Durable, comfortable, and impossible for anyone to ignore.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

LOUD. Like… stop-them-in-their-tracks loud. The built-in flashlight adds extra confidence for nighttime walks or emergencies.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

A strong, dependable tool designed for striking or breaking a window to escape danger. A must-have for real emergency preparedness.

Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Grey Glitter Polka Dots

Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy balm right where you need it. Cute, convenient, and handmade in our signature Lippy-style.

Fluffy Pom Pom

Soft, fun, and adds flair so you never lose your wristlet inside a bag.

Why You’ll Love It:
A hilarious, bold design that tells the world you’re both spicy and prepared

 Safety tools that are discrete, lightweight, and always accessible

Perfect for everyday use—practical AND personality-packed

A gift that makes people laugh and feel safer

Keeps your essentials right on your wrist, ready in an instant
Important Safety Note

This safety wristlet is designed as a last-resort defense tool. Always follow manufacturer instructions and avoid dangerous situations whenever possible. Customers must check local and state laws before purchasing or carrying any self-defense device.

By purchasing, the customer confirms they:
• are at least 18 years old,
• are a U.S. citizen or legal resident,
• have never been convicted of a felony,
• are not intoxicated or in active addiction,
• have not been adjudicated mentally ill,
• and understand this product is for defensive purposes only.

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or legal violations relating to ownership or use of self-defense products.

Be Bold. Be Safe. Be You.

Order your Calm Yo Tits Safety Wristlet today and carry humor, confidence, and peace of mind everywhere you go. Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

    Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

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    Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet Unfiltered. Hilarious. Ready When You Need It. Meet the Calm Yo Tits Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—made for the bold, sarcastic queen who handles chaos with humor and still knows...
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  • The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition

Zero Filter. Zero Apology. Maximum Safety.

Meet the Zero Filter Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—created for the bold, the unfiltered, and the ones who say exactly what they mean. This hilarious “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” wristlet is LOUD in all the right ways: loud personality, loud design… and a 130-decibel personal alarm that’s loud enough to bring help running.

Whether you're running errands, walking to your car, or heading out for girls’ night, this wristlet keeps powerful safety essentials right on your wrist—because digging in your purse is so 2008.

It’s functional. It’s fierce. And it’s freakin’ funny.

What’s Included:
Handmade Wristlet – “Don’t Be a Cuntcake / Twatwaffle / Cuntasaurus / Twatopotamus” Print

A hysterical, statement-making, conversation-starting design.
Durable, soft, and made to hold up to real-life use.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

Loud enough to draw immediate attention in emergencies.
The built-in flashlight adds confidence to late-night walks.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

Strong, effective, and ready when seconds count.
Great for striking or breaking a window if you need to escape.

Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Cupcakes

Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy lip balm clipped, secure, and ready to glide on.
(Matches your sass + your sweet side.)

Fluffy Pom Pom

Cute. Noticeable. Impossible to lose.
Because even your safety gear deserves a little flair.

Why You’ll Love It:

A sassy, out-of-pocket print that fits your loud personality

Powerful self-defense tools that stay discreet but ready

Handmade details for quality, comfort, and style

The PERFECT gift for your funniest, sassiest friends

Keeps your essentials right on your wrist—no fumbling, no panic

A must-have for women who want protection AND personality

Important Safety Notice

This safety wristlet is intended as a last-resort defense option. Always avoid dangerous situations when possible, stay aware of your surroundings, and follow all manufacturer instructions.

Customers must:

Be 18+

Legally eligible to own self-defense tools

Check state and local laws before purchasing

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, illegal possession, or improper use of any self-defense products. By purchasing, you confirm you meet all legal requirements. The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition

    The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition

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    The “Zero Filter” Self-Defense Safety Wristlet — Cuntcake, Twatwaffle, Cuntasaurus & Twatopotamus Edition Zero Filter. Zero Apology. Maximum Safety. Meet the Zero Filter Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet by Gettin...
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