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Floral Fury — Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet (Fuckity Fuck Fuck Edition) Loud. Hilarious. Ready for anything. Meet the Floral Fury Self-Defense Wristlet by Gettin Lippy — a fearless blend of colorful florals and unapologetic attitude. Decorated with the iconic “Fuckity Fuck Fuck” print, this wristlet is made for the person who laughs through chaos, speaks their mind, and refuses to walk through life unprepared. Whether you're grabbing groceries, heading to school, or out for a late-night Target run, this wristlet keeps essential safety tools right on your wrist — no digging through your purse, no fumbling around, no panic. Just grip, go, and glow with confidence. What’s Included: Handmade Wristlet – Fuckity Fuck Fuck with Flowers A funny, floral, sass-packed wristlet that’s impossible to lose and impossible to ignore. Durable, comfortable, and full of personality. 130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight Ear-piercingly loud and instantly attention-grabbing. The built-in flashlight keeps you safe on nighttime walks or dim parking lots. Kubaton / Window Breaker A reliable, effective tool for personal defense or breaking a window in an emergency. Small but mighty. Lip Balm Holder – Light Blue with Flowers Keep your Gettin Lippy lip balm secure and within reach. Never lose your flavor fix. (Pairs perfectly with our 3-layered lip balms!) Fluffy Pom Pom Cute, soft, and colorful — adds personality AND makes the whole wristlet easier to grab. Why You’ll Love It: A hilarious statement piece for anyone with big energy and bigger vocabulary Keeps self-defense tools instantly accessible on your wrist Fashion-forward design that blends humor, safety, and convenience Makes an unforgettable gift for bold friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves floral chaos Practical for daily use — powerful enough to rely on in emergencies Important Safety & Legal Note This wristlet is intended as a last-resort self-defense tool. Always avoid dangerous situations when possible and follow all manufacturer instructions. By purchasing, you affirm that: • You are 18 or older • You are a legal U.S. citizen or resident • You are legally allowed to possess these items in your state or locality • You will use these tools only for lawful, defensive purposes Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or violations of local/state laws. Please check your local and state regulations. When in doubt, contact your local police department. Be Bold. Be Floral. Be Fierce. Add the Floral Fury Safety Wristlet to your cart and carry humor, confidence, and protection everywhere you go.

Floral Fury — Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet (Fuckity Fuck Fuck Edition)

Gettin Lippy

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Floral Fury — Self-Defense Safety Keychain Wristlet (Fuckity Fuck Fuck Edition)

Loud. Hilarious. Ready for anything.

Meet the Floral Fury Self-Defense Wristlet by Gettin Lippy — a fearless blend of colorful florals and unapologetic attitude. Decorated with the iconic “Fuckity Fuck Fuck” print, this wristlet is made for the person who laughs through chaos, speaks their mind, and refuses to walk through life unprepared.

Whether you're grabbing groceries, heading to school, or out for a late-night Target run, this wristlet keeps essential safety tools right on your wrist — no digging through your purse, no fumbling around, no panic.
Just grip, go, and glow with confidence.

What’s Included:

Handmade Wristlet – Fuckity Fuck Fuck with Flowers
A funny, floral, sass-packed wristlet that’s impossible to lose and impossible to ignore. Durable, comfortable, and full of personality.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight
Ear-piercingly loud and instantly attention-grabbing. The built-in flashlight keeps you safe on nighttime walks or dim parking lots.

Kubaton / Window Breaker
A reliable, effective tool for personal defense or breaking a window in an emergency. Small but mighty.

Lip Balm Holder – Light Blue with Flowers
Keep your Gettin Lippy lip balm secure and within reach. Never lose your flavor fix. (Pairs perfectly with our 3-layered lip balms!)

Fluffy Pom Pom
Cute, soft, and colorful — adds personality AND makes the whole wristlet easier to grab.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A hilarious statement piece for anyone with big energy and bigger vocabulary
  • Keeps self-defense tools instantly accessible on your wrist
  • Fashion-forward design that blends humor, safety, and convenience
  • Makes an unforgettable gift for bold friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves floral chaos
  • Practical for daily use — powerful enough to rely on in emergencies

Important Safety & Legal Note

This wristlet is intended as a last-resort self-defense tool. Always avoid dangerous situations when possible and follow all manufacturer instructions.

By purchasing, you affirm that:
• You are 18 or older
• You are a legal U.S. citizen or resident
• You are legally allowed to possess these items in your state or locality
• You will use these tools only for lawful, defensive purposes

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or violations of local/state laws. Please check your local and state regulations. When in doubt, contact your local police department.

Be Bold. Be Floral. Be Fierce.

Add the Floral Fury Safety Wristlet to your cart and carry humor, confidence, and protection everywhere you go.

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