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Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet Unfiltered. Hilarious. Ready When You Need It. Meet the Calm Yo Tits Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—made for the bold, sarcastic queen who handles chaos with humor and still knows how to stay safe. This handmade wristlet isn’t just a mood… it’s your new everyday essential. With its quirky “Calm Yo Tits” print and powerful safety tools, this wristlet blends laugh-out-loud personality with real-life protection. Perfect for daily errands, late-night walks, campus life, or gifting to your most unfiltered bestie. Your safety shouldn’t wait—even if your patience does. That’s why every tool sits right on your wrist, exactly where you need it. No digging in your bag. No panic. No wasted seconds. What’s Included: Handmade Wristlet – Calm Yo Tits Print A hilarious, statement-making wristlet that instantly shows off your personality. Durable, comfortable, and impossible for anyone to ignore. 130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight LOUD. Like… stop-them-in-their-tracks loud. The built-in flashlight adds extra confidence for nighttime walks or emergencies. Kubaton / Window Breaker A strong, dependable tool designed for striking or breaking a window to escape danger. A must-have for real emergency preparedness. Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Grey Glitter Polka Dots Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy balm right where you need it. Cute, convenient, and handmade in our signature Lippy-style. Fluffy Pom Pom Soft, fun, and adds flair so you never lose your wristlet inside a bag. Why You’ll Love It: A hilarious, bold design that tells the world you’re both spicy and prepared  Safety tools that are discrete, lightweight, and always accessible Perfect for everyday use—practical AND personality-packed A gift that makes people laugh and feel safer Keeps your essentials right on your wrist, ready in an instant Important Safety Note This safety wristlet is designed as a last-resort defense tool. Always follow manufacturer instructions and avoid dangerous situations whenever possible. Customers must check local and state laws before purchasing or carrying any self-defense device. By purchasing, the customer confirms they: • are at least 18 years old, • are a U.S. citizen or legal resident, • have never been convicted of a felony, • are not intoxicated or in active addiction, • have not been adjudicated mentally ill, • and understand this product is for defensive purposes only. Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or legal violations relating to ownership or use of self-defense products. Be Bold. Be Safe. Be You. Order your Calm Yo Tits Safety Wristlet today and carry humor, confidence, and peace of mind everywhere you go.

Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

Gettin Lippy

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Calm Yo Tits — Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet

Unfiltered. Hilarious. Ready When You Need It.

Meet the Calm Yo Tits Self-Defense Keychain Wristlet by Gettin Lippy—made for the bold, sarcastic queen who handles chaos with humor and still knows how to stay safe. This handmade wristlet isn’t just a mood… it’s your new everyday essential.

With its quirky “Calm Yo Tits” print and powerful safety tools, this wristlet blends laugh-out-loud personality with real-life protection. Perfect for daily errands, late-night walks, campus life, or gifting to your most unfiltered bestie.

Your safety shouldn’t wait—even if your patience does. That’s why every tool sits right on your wrist, exactly where you need it. No digging in your bag. No panic. No wasted seconds.

What’s Included:

Handmade Wristlet – Calm Yo Tits Print

A hilarious, statement-making wristlet that instantly shows off your personality. Durable, comfortable, and impossible for anyone to ignore.

130-Decibel Personal Alarm + LED Flashlight

LOUD. Like… stop-them-in-their-tracks loud. The built-in flashlight adds extra confidence for nighttime walks or emergencies.

Kubaton / Window Breaker

A strong, dependable tool designed for striking or breaking a window to escape danger. A must-have for real emergency preparedness.

Lip Balm Holder – Pink with Grey Glitter Polka Dots

Keep your favorite Gettin Lippy balm right where you need it. Cute, convenient, and handmade in our signature Lippy-style.

Fluffy Pom Pom

Soft, fun, and adds flair so you never lose your wristlet inside a bag.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A hilarious, bold design that tells the world you’re both spicy and prepared
  •  Safety tools that are discrete, lightweight, and always accessible
  • Perfect for everyday use—practical AND personality-packed
  • A gift that makes people laugh and feel safer
  • Keeps your essentials right on your wrist, ready in an instant

Important Safety Note

This safety wristlet is designed as a last-resort defense tool. Always follow manufacturer instructions and avoid dangerous situations whenever possible. Customers must check local and state laws before purchasing or carrying any self-defense device.

By purchasing, the customer confirms they:
• are at least 18 years old,
• are a U.S. citizen or legal resident,
• have never been convicted of a felony,
• are not intoxicated or in active addiction,
• have not been adjudicated mentally ill,
• and understand this product is for defensive purposes only.

Gettin Lippy is not responsible for misuse, misrepresentation, or legal violations relating to ownership or use of self-defense products.

Be Bold. Be Safe. Be You.

Order your Calm Yo Tits Safety Wristlet today and carry humor, confidence, and peace of mind everywhere you go.

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